Second Place In The Evolution

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1.
01:45
3-5-5 D-A-Y If you see it, key it It’s a big truck that is blue You can’t mistake it Revving his engine for no reason I can't take it
2.
Last week your Aunt came to visit She was quite a sight, I wish I could have missed it She asked me to fight, I said no way Pack up your bags and leave here today I said to Aunt Mary, “Leave me alone” Why did you come here? You didn’t even phone I don’t want you here, they don’t want you here When you come over we all live in fear Crazy Aunt Mary, she came over She had a massive hangover Why don’t you go, why don’t you go Crazy Aunt Mary, we hate you so Remember last Christmas you didn’t get a gift Crazy Aunt Mary is such a fucking bitch She wears a hairnet wherever she goes Fat, old, ugly and has a big nose Crazy Aunt Mary, she came over She had a massive hangover Why don’t you go, why don’t you go Crazy Aunt Mary, we hate you so We hate your guts We all think you’re nuts We hate your guts We all think you’re nuts
3.
Planned on drinking myself to death Either that or an axe in the head Didn't care about anything or anyone Slow suicide, partying under the gun Used to have a five year plan Got through it with help from McMahon Didn't want to live past the age of 25 Now 39 can't believe I'm still alive Desperate phone call late one night Knife open on my wrist was in sight Thanks in part to my best friend My mother still has four children Used to have a five year plan Got through it with help from McMahon Didn't want to live past the age of 25 Now 39 can't believe I'm still alive
4.
Don't waste your money Do you like it honey? That's too bad It's not supposed to be funny This song isn't worth a quarter This song isn't worth a quarter This song isn't worth a quarter I'm sorry it should be much shorter
5.
The man in the front He looks like a cunt He's got a stick up his ass That's him His pants are up his crack You'd think he's out of whack I hate him That's Jim Jim is the man in the front
6.
01:48
Old school favorites to local bands Could be new to you, make another fan Noise to hardcore and everything in between Give him a few hours and see what we mean Dagger Radio Available at FuzzTalkRadio.com Tell your brothers, your sister and your Mom Chuck will save your punk rock soul He is live on Dagger Radio
7.
I may be broke but I'm not wasted Don't have a girl but I'm not wasted Got a broken guitar but I'm not wasted Fuck it, I'm kicking ass and I'm not wasted Moneys tight, I don't have a lot No longer a have not I may never win Not gonna give in
8.
Sometimes it’s hard to remember how drunk you were Take a look at the toilet for a porcelain massacre Porcelain massacre, rates how drunk you were If your actions from the last night are a complete blur Take a look at the toilet for a porcelain massacre Porcelain massacre, rates how drunk you were If there’s a woman in your bed and you don’t know her Take a look at the toilet for a porcelain massacre Porcelain massacre, rates how drunk you were
9.
Refried bean burritos Whoa whoa whoa Refried bean burritos I've got to go Refried bean burritos Whoa whoa yum Refried bean burritos Bathroom, here I come Taco Johns or Taco Bell It doesn't matter Either will do I like them just as well Refried bean burritos Whoa whoa whoa Refried bean burritos I've got to go Refried bean burritos Whoa whoa yum Refried bean burritos Bathroom, here I come Brown beans, melted cheese Onions and hot sauce Just the way I like 'em They go down with ease Refried bean burritos Whoa whoa whoa Refried bean burritos I've got to go Refried bean burritos Whoa whoa yum Refried bean burritos Bathroom, here I come Getting burritos with you Was my favorite part of the week Damn they put beef in mine Aaaaaahhhhhhh, fuck you! Refried bean burritos Whoa whoa whoa Refried bean burritos I've got to go Refried bean burritos Whoa whoa yum Refried bean burritos Bathroom, here I come
10.
Craig, Craig Ferguson, is a punk rocker Craig, Craig Ferguson, is a punk rocker With his buddy Geoff, robot by his side Old schoolers on his show, punk never died Awkward pause, mouth organ or glittery ball Look up to his sobriety, hope he never falls Craig, Craig Ferguson, is a punk rocker Craig, Craig Ferguson, is a punk rocker Great comedian, funny as shit No more drugs or boozing, he won't have it Was in a band called the Bastards From Hell He has bounced back from a past from which he fell Craig, Craig Ferguson, is a punk rocker Craig, Craig Ferguson, is a punk rocker
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02:59
No crying no being sad When I die No feeling blue no feeling bad When I die Live it up don’t feel down When I die Happy sunshine no dark cloud When I die I want a party Kegs of beer and 1919 I want a party Mix the drunk and the clean I want a party Kegs of beer and 1919 I want a party Mix the drunk and the clean

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released September 27, 2018

Second Place In The Evolution (SPITE) is:
Randy Geraghty
Mat Heinrich
Jordan Kortas
Josh Kortas

Recorded at El Rancho
Mixing/Mastering Jay Honsey
Artwork Jason Hornick

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